
Caroline Calloway — ‘con-artist’, influencer/OnlyFans star and as of last month, bestselling memoirist —seems a little annoyed. “Like, the question I keep getting asked by English journalists is ‘to what extent are you performing the character of Caroline Calloway?’” English journalists like me. She wrinkles her nose in distaste — she’s done with all that now, she tells me.
She’s in Florida, living in a house that once belonged to her grandmother, with her cat, Matisse (“Oh, my God,” she cries at one point, “Matisse is just causing problems, he literally just shattered a glass,” she stops and holds the cat up to the camera, kissing its head, “baby, why are you like this?”).