There’s something decidedly unrelaxing about relaxing in a bath you know has been bathed in by Boris Johnson.
Then again, the view from my bath here at Carbis Bay is probably the most relaxing sight I’ve seen while scrubbing in quite some time, if ever — calm turquoise waters and white sand, dolphins playing in the distance, dogs paddling off the beach — so I suppose, on balance, it probably evens out.
