A man who tried to break into a bakery in the middle of the night was forced to abandon his criminal attempts after finding the place full of bakers 'armed with razor-sharp baguettes'.
The bakery in Chorlton, Manchester, detailed the hapless attempt, which occurred around 4.30am on January 20, in a post to Facebook, Manchester Evening News reports.
“We really enjoyed watching an idiot carefully and quietly break open our door at 4am with a crowbar, only to sh*t his pants and run at the sight of bakers working in the bakery,” it read.