Britney Spears claims a woman once 'matched up' her husband Sam Asghari with a 'pretty girl' right in front of her – admitting she was "drunk as f**k".
The Toxic songstress, 41, made the bizarre claim in the caption of a now-deleted post as she danced her woes away to Justin Bieber's hit, Honest.
Britney told her 41.6million followers that she wanted to play the aptly named track at her wedding after one guest made a shocking comment.
She said people "talk s**t" over her head "all the time" and that the strange woman who attempted to set up her husband was clearly intoxicated.
In the now-deleted caption, she said: "The dance I wanted to at my wedding but don't you love the 'we have a surprise for you'.
"AWWWW THANKS!!! I was watching the birds perform for me.. while sitting in a chair."
Britney said: "The MOM points to my hubby and the pretty girl!! 'Thats a good match' she said and put them together!!! THE BALLS OF PEOPLE THE BALLS OF PEOPLE!!
"Considering she was drunk as f**k it don't matter. Y'all people talk s**t over my head all the time!!! Sup birds how y'all doing??? See the finger THAT'S MY NAME DON'T WEAR IT OUT!"
It isn't the strangest video Britney's shared on her Instagram, only recently she sparked concern after holding a lighter to her tongue while dancing to JLo's song Booty – after declaring she's meditated to Shakira's Hips Don't Lie.
She showed off her moves in her gym gear – wearing a cropped top with the word 'LOVE' written across it in the Instagram clip.
Britney's preview picture shows her clutching a lighter, with the flame just inches from the chart-topping hitmaker's face – to the tune of Jennifer Lopez's song.
The tune features rapper Iggy Azalea, an artist who has previously collaborated with Britney on their song Pretty Girls released in May 2015.
In the caption, she wrote: "Found my hands with some red gloves !!! I meditated to Hips Don't Lie by @shakira !!! I just said keep shaking your a** and I did for 3 hours !!!"
She admitted her post was "not really punctual" and that she would likely "take [it] down in two days." She added: "I think I just found the playground."
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