A bride had a trial run of “in sickness and in health” when her big day led to her fainting, vomiting, and her dress being pooped on.
In a viral TikTok clip that has since racked up 4.2 million views, Hollee Lynnea-Kolenda Darnell (@hollinator1424) said: “I kept trying to tell my husband I didn’t feel good and he thought I was joking,”
“My baby nephew then pooped on my dress right after while I was puking,” she added.
The series of unfortunate events showed a shaken Hollee clasping her husband’s hands, indicating that she wasn’t feeling too well. She briefly falls into her groom’s arms, which one fellow TikTok user described as “a cute little movie faint.”
One TikTok user joked, “Does this mean she fell for him?”
While another expressed their concerns for their own wedding day, “New fear unlocked for my wedding next year.”
“This is enough to put me off ever getting married,” one added.
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The 23-year-old went from blushing to barfing real quick.
Hollee told Indy100 that while her day was “amazing”, she started to feel unwell “halfway through.”
Luckily, however, the newlyweds had already “eloped early in the courthouse” and so, the short sermon and prayer in the viral clip only lasted around six minutes. “Since this wasn’t our actual elopement ceremony, we didn’t really have anything to finish,” she said. “They just got me some water, said goodbye to our families on FaceTime and went inside the winery for our dinner.”
It didn’t stop there.
“After I had fainted and ran over to the railing on the gazebo, my sister was holding a fan on my newborn nephew,” Holly explained.
“She brought that fan over to me and was holding it on me when my nephew started pooping.
“It went down his legs, down my sister’s arm and leaked onto the bottom of my dress.”
Hollee explained in a follow-up video that she was “super dehydrated, and hadn’t drunk or ate anything all day” – and the Florida heat didn’t help. She added that she is prone to passing out due to low blood pressure and iron, as per her doctor.
“Everybody, including me, thought it was hilarious,” Hollee told Indy100. After such a great day, if that was the only thing to go wrong, then that’s not even that bad! My sisters are also prone to passing out as well.
“In the video, you can hear my sister saying, ‘I almost did that at my wedding too’. I even had to sit down at my oldest sisters wedding when I was 12 because I was so lightheaded!”
Now, that’s a story to tell the kids one day.