I’ve got a really great idea for an app. It’s going to be massive. You should definitely fund it, on the ground floor, before this opportunity disappears. Basically you’re missing out even reading this far. You need to invest NOW.
Or ideally, before now. Fund my app in the past, because frankly if you had any vision at all, you’d have rushed off to invest in it the moment I said it’s going to be massive, which it is. To be honest, I’m not sure I even want your money now. Please stop funding my app. I hate you. I’m literally smashing the app with a hammer just to stop you investing. I hope you’re happy with what you’ve done.
