I believe siblings are nature’s way of teaching us patience, sarcasm, and the fine art of side-eyeing. You grow up with them, fight over remote controls, steal each other’s clothes, and then one day, they become parents and suddenly you’re not a sibling anymore, but more of a free childcare option.
After a long period of estrangement, today’s Original Poster’s (OP) sister reappeared with a newborn in tow, and pitched a deal that sounded less like love and more like low-key exploitation.
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