Boris Johnson has boasted he'll cash in on the "unexpected hiatus" in his career - despite still being an MP.
In a rambling article in the Spectator, the ousted Prime Minister said that "one of the joys of a recent career change" is he now has time to recite Classical texts as he goes on long jogs around London.
The greedy dad-of-seven, who has trousered £1million in speeches since he was chucked out, compared the plague at the start of the Iliad - Homer's epic poem from 8th Century BC - to Covid.
