
If you were still giving Billie Eilish the side eye, wondering about her wholesome integrity and suitability for your sub-teen’s care-free consumption, fret no further. Turns out that everyone’s favourite ex-emo gloom-monger is, in fact, a real pussy cat. Or, more accurately, a polar bear…
For Eilish and her musical collaborator (and brother) Finneas have just appeared on Celebrity Substitute, the ‘digital first’ feel-good US-based TV show in which celebrity guests are invited to come and ‘substitute teach’ a lesson at a public elementary school and show off some of their skills to its enraptured youth in the process.