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Sian Cain

Bill Bailey: ‘When I met Paul McCartney, I was so nervous that I forgot how to speak’

Paul McCartney Bill Bailey David Byrne Kev Talking Heads Tom Bombadil the Australian Border Force
Bill Bailey looking to camera while holding a guitar, against a yellowish background
Bill Bailey: ‘I got a reprimand from the Australian Border Force, because I overstayed my visa. I am probably on some blacklist now!’ Photograph: Andy Hollingworth

If you could change the size of any animal to keep as a pet, what would it be?

A tiny elephant, so tiny you could have it on your desk. I think that’d be great. You could put them in a bowl, and then they could spray water over themselves. It’d be a talking point.

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