Billionaire babies Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg are allegedly going to fight in a cage match because there's no end to the nightmare we're all trapped inside. There's a good chance all their vain posturing will lead to nothing because they are famously full of hot air, but even the possibility has been getting a lot of attention. If you can't wait to see two middle-aged crybabies try to fight, Blue Wizard founder, Bejeweled designer and Plants vs Zombies creative director Jason Kapalka has already made a free browser game that sees the pair go toe-to-toe in a wrestling match.
Zuck v Musk is a stripped down version of Blue Wizard's existing wrestling romp, WrestleBros, and swaps the playable fighters for the titular babymen. Their large, grinning heads are stuck onto beefcake bodies, which is a truly harrowing sight, and the controls are simple enough so that you could play even while making very bad tweets.
