Befriend Someone With A Pool ASAP Bc We’re Copping A Heatwave That’ll Be ‘Hotter Than Summer’

Well, damn. We really thought that Autumn was gonna give us a damn break from the sun, but nope. A hot-ass heat spike is about to hit the east coast, making you feel like Satan has just sat his ‘yuge ass crack on the face of the earth. Even though Sydney has been with the wrath of Miss Supercell Storm, a heatwave is about to set in early next week, flipping things around like a toupee in a tornado. So make sure you’re ready to slip slop slap, especially if you’re one of those 120,000 concert goers who’s heading to Olympic Park over the weekend.