Well, well well: The Traitors has just steamed murderously past the halfway mark, and the castle has never felt more chaotic.
Following last night’s drama-filled show, season two’s hapless band of Faithfuls have never been happier, busy cheersing and patting themselves on the back after managing to rumble a culprit so obvious he may as well have the words “I AM A TRAITOR, EVERYONE!" tattooed across his forehead. Even more deliciously, their chosen hero of the moment makes Brutus look like a solid, upstanding guy.
