In full armour, scuffed as if it has just come from a Zack Snyder-level tumble with a rampaging Superman, Batman still has time to help his mate, the Ninja Turtle, grip his spoon.
Not all heroes wear capes, the adage goes. But not all heroes come out of the mutagen ooze with the same teenage fine motor skills they had when they went in. Not all heroes have opposable thumbs.
