The beloved companions of Baldur's Gate 3 have received a new line of minis featuring Astarion, Karlach, Gale, Shadowheart, Wyll, Lae'zel, and everyone's old pal Withers. No love for Halsin or Minthara, sadly. Perhaps that's a mercy, because creator WizKids seems to have sculpted these from crayons and then deep fried them before shipping. What in Mystra's name is this?
The real, genuine, not-made-up photos in this article were taken by our own Rollin Bishop, who received a box of these creatures in the mail unprompted. And it's not like just his minis, specifically, were delivered in a cement truck; several other people have shared their own minis with uniquely disturbing deformities. Your mileage may vary, but you'll be driving into a wall one way or another.
