What you're about to read is a story so dumb, we almost couldn't believe it, either. But it's real, even though it sounds like the kind of scenario where, if you wrote it into a screenplay, you'd get notes back about how it's 'too unrealistic' and 'too unbelievable' and to please get back in touch with reality.
Or, more likely, just have the entire thing filed in the bin because your brain is clearly a wholly unreliable producer of credible content. And yet, as I said, it's real. Someone was really, truly this dumb. (You okay over there, humanity?)
The story, as reported by several Kansas City, Missouri news outlets, goes a little something like this. During the wee, small, overnight hours of Sunday, November 24, 2024, while the children were presumably nestled all safe in their beds, a lone ATV rider was out riding the Kansas City streets.
