Put the Halloween decorations away, Christmas is on its way and with it the 2025 crop of festive retail advertisements for us to critically review with great seriousness.
First out the gate is Asda, which sees Dr Seuss’s The Grinch finding the true meaning of happiness at Christmas is a supermarket that prides itself on low prices. The mean green Christmas-ruining machine’s heart is indeed several sizes too small as he grouches over his family’s desire for “spenny gifts”.