Fortune opened its flagship Fuel Up event at Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity with a panel discussion with Gstaad Guy, the fictional Swiss bon vivant whose alter ego skewers the ultra-wealthy and lampoons the luxury brands many in the room work for.
His signature verdict on anything falling short of his exacting standards: À la poubelle. Straight to the bin, darling. A mediocre canapé? À la poubelle. An uninspired brand campaign? À la poubelle. The word authenticity, deployed lazily at a marketing conference? Absolument à la poubelle.