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Stephen Douglas

Arizona Cardinals’s Cotton Candy Burrito Testing Limits of Culinary Hubris

The Arizona Cardinals’s cotton candy burrito. | @CardsMarkD

The Arizona Cardinals are coming off two consecutive 4-13 seasons. It's hard to believe things could get much worse inside that stadium yet here we are looking at one of the most off-putting culinary concoctions any stadium concession stand has ever considered: the cotton candy burrito.

According to the tiny sign there the cotton candy burrito contains ice cream and candy wrapped in cotton candy and a look inside confirms as much. It's sugar wrapped in sugar and the combination of ice cream, Arizona heat and cotton candy seems like a recipe for disaster without even considering the health concerns. If there's really any structural integrity to this thing then it's must be like stuffing the contents of a trick-or-treat bag into a football, which by the way sounds like something that would incredibly easy to throw.

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