‘Are you faking it? Aren’t we all?!’ opines our columnist Kathy Lette

A split image shows columnist Kathy Kette and a still from the famous When Harry Met Sally scene where Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm at lunch in a crowded diner.

So, have you ever faked an orgasm? If you said no, are you faking that you never fake it? And if so, how can I tell? Of course, we all fake some things. A Wonderbra is so called because when you take it off, you wonder where the hell your breasts went.

And can you even remember your natural hair colour? Extensions, acrylic nails, fake tans, teeth, CVs, units of alcohol a week, eyelashes… I tried fake lashes once. Every time I blinked, it looked like tarantulas mating.