The release of Apple's Vision Pro is now so close you can already psychically feel the wincing of the first wave of buyer's remorse rushing through your soul. But steady on, reader. Even if you find yourself out for a nice jaunt to the Apple Store on February 2 to catch this device's launch, there are more than a few hurdles you'll need to scale before you have the honor of parting with $3,499 to join the post-iPhone era that, in its current form, never is, was, or will be.
