
Sometimes you have to bust out the ol' cork board and red string for a conspiracy theory involving leaked emails, supervillain islands, and heads of state desperate to deny they had anything to do with All That. But other times the conspiracy rabbit hole beckons in other forms. Like, say:
- 📌An emulated Macintosh Classic 2 that unexpectedly crashes on boot, leading to...
- 📌Intense debugging in the emulator and on another old Mac revealing a 34-year-old bug, leading to...
- 📌Buying and repairing a Macintosh Classic 2, leading to...
- 📌Confirmation that it indeed never should've been able to boot in the first place.