Two of the most delightfully-named players in the NFL today are Detroit Lions receiver Amon-Ra Julian Heru J. St. Brown, and Chicago Bears receiver Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep J. St. Brown. The two are brothers, as you might expect, and their father, John St. Brown, is a bodybuilder and two-time Mr. Universe who trains both of his sons.
The elder St. Brown, who was seen in “Hard Knocks” this preseason wearing a split Lions-Bears jersey, must be proud of his kids today, as the NFL St. Browns scored touchdowns for their respective teams about two actual (not game clock) minutes apart.
