All The Bonkers Details From Bone Broth Brewer Gwyneth Paltrow’s Interestingly-Timed Trial

Ah, Gwyneth Paltrow. She’ll never cease to amaze us, and not in the ways she probably wants to amaze us (unless the rumours about her being in on the joke are true). If you think her latest scandal is bone broth related, you would be wrong. Shortly after that whole thing went down

Terry Sanderson

Rumours that the fkd diet incident was a diversion

Molly McPherson

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The classic PR distraction trick. #gwynethpaltrow #gwyneth #goop #fyp #crisiscommunication #bonebroth #greenscreen

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She’s desperately tried to hide her face, as if we don’t know what Gwyneth Paltrow looks like

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Gwyneth Paltrow shielding her face with a blue notebook as she exits the courtroom. pic.twitter.com/iYHDppoyjH

— Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) March 23, 2023

She even complained about the cameras in the courtroom

Steve Owens

Her courtroom fit was certainly… a choice

Jeffrey Dahmer

no one has ever looked more on trial for a skiing incident pic.twitter.com/5ulTStvn7X

— graham (@GrahamB47) March 22, 2023

Gwyneth Paltrow's glasses are giving Jeffrey Dahmer vibes. pic.twitter.com/iYDApZGDx1

— Karen Sweeney (@karenlsweeney) March 23, 2023

The prosecution may have poked fun at her infamous coining of “conscious uncoupling”

Chris Martin

Her request to give treats to the bailiffs was denied

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The rumour that she sipped bone broth in court

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, the trial kicked off for a 2016 skiing accident that she was involved in. ICYMI: , a retired optometrist, filed a lawsuit in January 2019 accusing the actress of crashing into him at a ski resort in 2016, and leaving him “seriously injured.” The actress has denied causing the collision and, in her countersuit, she claimed it was Sanderson who crashed into her, delivering a full “body blow” from behind. The trial began earlier this week and just like everything surrounding this gal, it’s been rather bonkers. Here’s all the wild shit that’s gone down during the trial so far… The reason why you may not have heard about the Gwyneth Paltrow skiing accident trial is because you were too busy eye-rolling over her recent interview in which she shared her fucked diet. It’s been speculated that this very well may have been a PR move. TikTok PR queen pointed out that the timing is certainly… interesting: Photos that have emerged from court show Paltrow hiding her face with a notebook. Uh, who’s gonna tell her that we what she looks like? We’ve all seen (unfortunately). After footage from the courtroom began to circulate online, she dead-ass had her lawyer complain about the placement of the cameras. On the second day of the trial, Paltrow’s attorney complained to the court that there was a “new camera pointed directly” at Paltrow. Just have a look at the ticked-off expression she gives while her lawyer gripes about the camera. A moment which, ironically, is being caught on camera and would soon be circulated online. Folks have poked fun at Paltrow’s style decisions, with some pointing out that her turtleneck is very appropriate ~skiing accident trial~ attire while others compared her glasses to serial killer . Remember when Gwyneth Paltrow seemingly tried to minimise gossip about her divorce from ex-husband of Coldplay fame by saying they were in the midst of a “conscious uncoupling”? It’s been speculated that the prosecution referenced this while cross-examining her by pointing out her “conscious disregard” for his client. To this day I can’t hear or say the word “conscious” without thinking of GP. In a bizarre and unprecedented move, Paltrow’s security team requested to give lil snackies to the courtroom bailiffs. “Private security for my client wanted to bring in treats for the bailiffs for how helpful they’ve been,” Paltrow’s lawyer said, according to . “So, I wanted to do that transparently and see if there are any objections.” Her request was subsequently shut down. “Okay, there’s an objection so thank you, but no thank you,” said. “If the parties decide to do that later, that’s fine, too.” Uh, I’d like to know what those treats were, given she’s so opposed to actual food. Were they bone broth gummies, or? Speaking of bone broth! In courtroom footage, Gwyneth Paltrow can be seen sipping on an unknown liquid from a mug. Folks on TikTok have speculated that it very well could be bone broth but I guess we’ll never know… unless Gwyneth does another problematic podcast interview after this to divert the public spectacle and she admits to sipping broth in court. The court case is ongoing so stay tuned for more bonkers details about Gwyneth Paltrow and her skiing accident. Rich people shit, man. Honestly…