The world has been going weak at the knees for a ligneous Alexander Skarsgård since Black Bear Pictures dropped the trailer for Wicker. What looks set to be one of 2026's most talked-about and lusted-over movies sees Olivia Colman commission a basketmaker to weave her a husband out of wicker,
What she gets is Skarsgård with the stamina of an oak, and the envy of all the other women in the village. People in the real world are swooning too, and wondering where they can get themselves their own piece of living, breathing, bed-shaking outdoor furniture. The good news is that the wicker husband is almost all real (quick tip: you might want to see our guide to the best 3D printers if you want to make your own woody companion).
