Pretend you’re in a supermarket, walking down an aisle pushing a shopping cart filled to the brim with frozen pizzas, and someone you know starts going down the same aisle, points at your basket and jokes, “I don’t think you have enough frozen pizzas in there.” That’s basically what Reacher star Alan Ritchson did with his latest shirtless social post, only he was referring to his own ab muscles, and it was barely a joke, since he knows exactly where all of them are.
I mean, we all know where they are, since Mount Rushmore is only slightly more prominent a chiseled display than Ritchson’s torso. But in this context, the actor shared a post on Instagram that amusingly surmised that he sometimes loses track of his “other eleven abs,” while posting what may be the most muscle-bound tooth-brushing pic I’ve seen in recent memory.
