
Just when it seemed like the government had exhausted every possible way to make milk strange, the White House escalated. We now have Donald Trump as a milkman and a new GOP slogan: “Make Whole Milk Great Again.” Sorry, what was wrong with that earlier?
After the USDA’s baffling “milk mustache” edit of Trump, the White House followed up with something even more surreal. On Jan. 14, they posted an image of Trump striding confidently, suit pressed, posture heroic, carrying multiple crates of milk. And then there was the slogan “Make Whole Milk Great Again.”