If recent history and a thirsty ITV are reliable markers, I think we can guess what might come next for royal race row toff Lady Susan Hussey.
Three weeks in the Australian jungle next November sharing a battered old RV with Gareth Southgate (unless England somehow win the World Cup), before returning home with a few hundred grand tucked under her tiara.
If you think that seems like an outrageous thing for ITV to do, you clearly missed the shameless events that took place on I’m A Celebrity this year.
