Let’s cast our minds back to early February. This is when Moonfall, Roland Emmerich’s latest sci-fi disaster film, was released to a near-deafening shrug of apathy from the general public. Moonfall cost almost $150m to make, but in the months since its release has only managed to recoup $67m. It is currently the 13th biggest flop in the entire history of cinema (almost certainly).
Moonfall was a film about the moon threatening to plummet out of the sky and crash into Earth. And yet, somehow, the film failed to find an audience. I am telling you this because soon there will be a film about Adam Driver accidentally going back in time and shooting a load of dinosaurs with some sort of space gun. And, by God, we must protect this film with our lives.
