According to Steam, the average PC Gamer writer played 72 games this year (56% of which were new) and used a controller more than we'd like to admit

A pyro from TF2 next to a computer they smashed because the shaders took to long to compile.

Harvey Randall, Staff Writer

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This week I've been: Defending Hades 2's honour in the Game of the Year awards, failing.

Last week I was: Appreciating player housing in MMORPGs.

So—the Steam replay for 2025 debuted recently, giving every Steam user a more granular look at their gaming habits. And I, being a data-minded person, wondered: If you were to assimilate (most of) the staff of PC Gamer into one horrifying flesh-blob, what would our combined stats look like?