New York Yankees fans truly are in a different realm of fandom than the rest of us.
Sure, the Yankees are absolutely horrid right now in ways that define comprehension, but hey at least their fans are taking this slide well, right? Unfortunately on Monday, New York Nico on Instagram caught a Yankees fan committing one of the worst food violations in the history of the known universe.
You see, hot dogs and beer go quite well together at a ballpark. Separately. But this Yankees fan turned his hot dog into a makeshift straw, with which he then drank his beer through it in the most abhorred abomination you’ll ever see in your life.
Life sentence. No parole.
(via NewYorkNico / IG) pic.twitter.com/Y24wnYmdbc
— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) August 23, 2022
I have… so many questions. The prominent one being… why? Just why?
While some people believe the hot dog straw may just be a bit to gain viral attention, MLB fans were appalled at the food sacrilege on display from this Yankees fan.
MLB fans were absolutely dismayed at this fan's hot dog straw
I've tried cutting back on using plastic straws too but this feels a bit ridiculous https://t.co/CaFTPXwQCB
— Ryan Edwards (@redwardsradio) August 23, 2022
How have humans survived so long? https://t.co/MBhfTimGB2
— Mal Meyer (@MalWGME) August 23, 2022
Mother of God. https://t.co/zm2I6u8Ssz
— Scott Wampler™ (@ScottWamplerBMD) August 23, 2022
Is this a sandwich? https://t.co/IoPzfbViiF
— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) August 23, 2022
WAY OUTTA POCKET! He on super freak time😰 https://t.co/VM8yg5hOW6
— Terrell Lewis (@_Real24_) August 23, 2022
Arrest this man https://t.co/3G9AtlRWrn
— Antwan V. Staley (@antwanstaley) August 23, 2022
Nope. The jokes are done. We’ve gone too far as a society. This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life https://t.co/VgRUI0Ohy5
— Tay *redacted* (@tayredacted) August 23, 2022
NO. Just NO. 🤢 https://t.co/csapm60Hs7
— Alex Sims (@AlexSimsTV) August 23, 2022
I love beer. I love hot dogs.
But this is one of the most disturbing things I’ve seen. https://t.co/cXxga7Gsyd
— Jacob Unruh (@jacobunruh) August 23, 2022
I did not see that coming and I'm not okay. https://t.co/W1nkdjtuU3
— Abby (@abbythetweet) August 23, 2022
We used to be a proper country. https://t.co/ji6YaoeTPK
— Doug Farrar ✍ (@NFL_DougFarrar) August 23, 2022
Security!! https://t.co/1KZ5Q551V4
— jasmine m. baker ~ (she/her) (@WeGotGame2) August 23, 2022
And yet somehow, there were baseball fans that agreed with the hot dog straw!
the hot dog beer straw man is the boldest example of american ingenuity since benjamin franklin discovered electricity
— Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) August 23, 2022
This rules. https://t.co/5jqXjmsBcp
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) August 23, 2022
this is the american spirit of innovation https://t.co/1n0ZwDrYSW
— Joon Lee (@joonlee) August 23, 2022
This man knows something we don’t and it’s worth at least seeing what that is https://t.co/kkIgxiswP4
— kang (@jaycaspiankang) August 23, 2022
