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A Woolies Set Up A Mardi Gras Essentials Stand & It’s Everything You Need For A Horny ‘Ol Time

Woolies Mardi Gras

A Woolies in Surry Hills, Sydney has properly prepped for Mardi Gras weekend with an assortment of essential supplies: lip balm, Berocca, Panadol, Nurofen, condoms and lube. All the necessary ingredients for you to safely slip and slide your way to a sexy Saturday night.

Thanks Woolies.

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