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A Study Confirmed What We All Suspected, That Blokes Buy Flashy Cars To Make Up For Small Dicks

University College London

A new study conducted by the University College London has confirmed what we’ve all been saying for years: that men who buy fancy sports cars have smaller penises. The study published a few days ago and aptly titled: Small Penises and Fast Cars comes from the Department of Experimental Psychology and was conducted by Professor Daniel C. Richardson

Joseph DevlinJoseph S. HoganChuck Thompsonsaid

Nonsense. I don’t drive a sports car and still have a small penis.
— Morné van Deventer (@MornevDeventer) January 13, 2023

What if your penis is small AND you can’t afford a sports car? Go into politics?
— Open Panic (@openpanic) January 13, 2023

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