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The Independent UK
The Independent UK
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Charlotte Graham-McLay

A seal galumphs into a bar. The bartender says 'Grab the salmon!'

New Zealand Richmond
New Zealand Seal In A Bar - (ASSOCIATED PRESS)

A seal walked into a bar. Or to use a technical term, it galumphed.

The creature was apparently lost, curious and well below New Zealand ’s legal drinking age. It lodged itself under the dishwasher and showed no interest in calling a cab.

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