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Sweeney Preston

A Roo Attempted To Bust Into The Russian Embassy In Aus Is This The New Mission Impossible?

In the most Australian news you’ve read all day, a kangaroo has attempted to break into the Russian Embassy down under. CCTV spotted the marsupial as it unintentionally attempted to pour gasoline on already tense diplomatic relations between Russia and the rest of the Western world. After approximately 30 seconds of banging against the metal fence, the kangaroo got bored and bounced off down the street. Presumably, it had more important things on the day’s agenda than committing an unauthorised border crossing. The video could very easily inspire the plot line for the next movie which will inevitably be set in the land down under. ? More like Tom “Guava” Cruise(r). The Russian Embassy’s  was quick to confirm that “no one got hurt” in the roo break in. Perhaps a little ironic considering certain . Also, is it just me or have kangaroos entered their peak chaos era recently? Back in June, the world began to doubt if Australia was a real place again after . For the record, I’m still not convinced it’s a real place. There’s something suspect about those koalas… News outlets from across the globe such as , , and  picked up the story and TBH fair enough. It proves all the stereotypes right. We do, apparently just punch on with the native animals all day? In August of 2021, a hopped past an unwitting person who was just minding their own business. “Just in case I die here, there’s a stampede of kangaroos coming for me,” the woman said as the troop of kangaroos came jumping directly towards her. Truly the stuff of nightmares.
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