
You have to envy the very stupid. Most of us occupy a boring but depressing world in which we try our best to find a few moments of happiness and delight amidst the drudgery of everyday life. But for the very stupid, the world is a wonderful, magical place of supernatural creatures, real-life fairytales, and magical worlds competing with our own.
Take Full House star Candace Cameron Bure, for example. On a recent episode of her podcast, Bure explained to her bewildered listeners that she sees her TV as “the portal”. I mean, I guess it is a window into your home that brings stuff in, but there’s no way she could be being literal. Oh, wait she absolutely is: