HI SUELLA!
As card-carrying members of what the home secretary would describe as the Fiver-reading, tofu-eating, wokerati responsible for civil disobedience and any social disruption that comes with it, subscribers to the world’s most daily football email will probably eschew Wednesday evening’s top-flight action, in favour of glueing themselves to a road somewhere in order to protest about global warming, the imminent environmental apocalypse or the rising price of beard oil and sandals. And while we wish you all the very best, we’d ask you not to superglue yourself to the A5014 from Manchester city centre to Old Trafford, because even though The Fiver is all for sticking it to The Man, we’re also quite looking forward to the match between Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur, and won’t be able to watch it if you’re stuck to the road preventing team coaches from getting to the stadium.
