You might think that selling a luxurious two-bedroom, three-bathroom flat in Bristol's seemingly always booming property market wouldn't be that difficult. But leaving nothing to chance, an £800,000 apartment in secluded Coombe Dingle has just gone on the market accompanied by an elaborate and intricately-detailed 5,000-word sales pitch on Rightmove to try and tempt potential buyers.
The opening statement indicates what is to come, letting house hunters know that the property has been "Hyper-personalised for unique and special individuals who appreciate creative celebration, God, culture oneness and uniqueness." Written by the owner and accompanied by 124 photos, the eccentric listing leaves readers with little idea of the flat's layout or what it actually looks like but does give a glimpse into its lofty origin story.
According to the description, the house was "conceived" 10 years ago, "almost to this very moment in time, and it is probably only now ready to be fully appreciated by society today, as to what it is all about." The home is summed up as "A pulchritudinous, grandiose detailed property" with "surprising modern eco credentials", including "14-layer foil insulation, the same technology as the NASA space suits."
