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Kids Ain't Cheap
Kids Ain't Cheap
Catherine Reed

8 Insults Kids Use Today That Adults Don’t Even Understand

Once upon a time, calling someone a “dork” or “nerd” was the ultimate playground burn. But in 2025, the language of insults has evolved into something so niche, coded, and context-heavy that many adults can’t keep up. These phrases don’t always sound mean—some are wrapped in internet slang, pop culture references, or sarcastic tones that fly under the radar. The reality? The insults kids use today may sound confusing, but they still pack a punch. Here’s what they’re saying behind your back (or on their group chats), and why it’s worth decoding.

1. “You’re Such an NPC”

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