Prime Video
Jennifer Lopez
Josh Duhamel
Lenny Kravitz,
honestly
, which is available now on for your viewing pleasure.
With J-Cool starring alongside , , and the movie is an absurdly raucous, action-packed rom-com romp. Set on a stunning tropical island, the movie sees a disgustingly beautiful couple’s (J-Lo & Josh) wedding day go awry as their guests are taken hostage.
I could not think of anything more fun for a little bit of summer viewing.
After watching the movie, I couldn’t help but think that I wanted Jennifer Coolidge in my family badly — so here’s why I think she’d made the best mother-in-law, specifically.
She’d slay in a Camilla kaftan on every special occasion. She’d never leave the house without a Valentino purse in tow. Would her hair ever be anything other than perfectly curled? No. Jen always comes to serve.
is packed with bloody little bits of banter and roasts between characters. Obviously, Jen is a master with her dry and sometimes aloof delivery. If Jen was my mother-in-law, I’m she’d constantly deliver on the funny and sassy one-liners. For example, if a racist uncle started mouthing off, I’m sure she’d swoop in with a quick-witted roast about his receding hairline.
If you need further convincing, please relive this moment from the Golden Globes red carpet a few weeks ago.
Look, I don’t have much evidence for this one, but I just have a feeling in my waters that Jen would love a cheeky prosecco with the girls. I also know she’d be down to discuss and dissect all the family drama too.
Need I say more? Over the last few years, we’ve been blessed with Jennifer-Coolidge-by-the-beach content. She clearly loves a little island vaycay, and she’s always ready for one — according to her co-stars, Jen arrived on set with . Whomst is she!!!!!
In a world of fakes, Ms Coolidge has risen to the top because of her authenticity and unashamed passion for being herself. Would she ever lie to you? Would she ever not tell you when there’s lipstick on your teeth? No. Because she’s as real as they come, baby.
Jen’s spent years in the big ole’ entertainment biz. She’s seen it all, and according to her Golden Globes speech, she’s also copped a few setbacks over the years. She’d simply never judge a flop day or era.
Look, I’m not going to lie – I could probably come up with another 78 reasons as to why I’d want Jennifer Coolidge as my future mother-in-law, but I’ll leave the rest up to you to ponder.
If you’re dying for a bit of Coolidge-core, you can stream .
^This is what I mean by ‘perpetual slay’.
She’d continuously serve looks
She’d constantly deliver one-liners
Shotgun Wedding hilarious sureShe’d always be down for a prosecco (or ten)
She’d froth an island vaycay
so much Shotgun Wedding eleven suitcases, with one entirely filled with silk robesShe’d always say it how it is
She would never judge you for anything
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