History is full of chaos, but the pure absurdity of our ancestors takes the cake. For example, Roman Emperor Constantine the Great named almost all his kids — and his capital city — after himself. Family dinners must have been an absolute nightmare of miscommunication.
Or look at Pompeii, where ancient Romans vandalized city walls with landlord complaints, petty neighbor insults, and crude jokes. Thousands of years later, modern archaeologists carefully brush off these drunk scribbles and label them priceless historical artifacts.
A popular online page @accuratehistorian loves roasting these bizarre moments by turning them into hilarious memes. We’ve rounded up some of their funniest and most accurate posts to show you just how strange the past really was.