You know, I just realized - in my entire life, I’ve never been asked to babysit for someone - be it friends or relatives. No, not because I don't have the relevant experience - having three kids almost inevitably gives you this experience. It's just that people apparently understand that asking a dad of 3 to babysit is just a bad joke. Or, maybe I was just lucky with my surroundings...
Well, other people - those who are not as lucky as me - sooner or later have to come up with a variety of excuses to avoid babysitting. Some fail, while others find the right words or actions. So, today's selection of stories is dedicated to just these excuses.
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