The Year of the Horse is still fresh off to the races, but everyone’s still scrolling backward – eyeballs deep in the camera roll archives of a not-so-distant past, hunting for evidence of bone-dry matte lipsticks, mirrored sunglasses, Mannequin Challenges – and, if you were really ahead of the curve – a handheld accessory featuring either a Starbucks Frappuccino (phone eats first) or a Givenchy Antigona.
Yes, it’s 2026 – but 2016 has never felt more culturally correct.
