1. It's horribly ugly
2. It's just vile
3. In winter it just gets worse
4. There's nowhere good to eat
5. So you'll never find any nice food
6. There's nothing to see
7. And nowhere to go
8. It's just a bunch of fields
9. And a few ugly towns
10. And there's nowhere to escape from it
11. Nowhere at all
12. All the towns look the same
13. And they're full of horrible houses
14. It's basically just a collection of housing estates
15. The pubs are all boring chains
16. So there's nowhere to get a decent beer
17. There's no wildlife
18. And no history
19. If nice views are your thing, you won't find any here
20. In fact, there's nothing worth seeing at all
21. There's nowhere nice to stay
22. And nowhere to visit
23. The castles are all rubbish too
24. There's nothing to do
25. You'll probably die of boredom
26. If you want a decent beach, you'll have to go next door to Pembrokeshire
27. There's no culture
28. And no good sport
29. It's all just really unpleasant
Carmarthenshire = Rubbish.