Summer is for live, laugh, loving. Festival season is in full swing, beach days are aplenty, and sunset drinks are being organised on the regular. But before you can let your hair down and have a drink with your mates, you need to survive the getting ready process in the stifling heat. It’s akin to doing your makeup after freshly entering the gates of hell — especially if you don’t have air conditioning in your bathroom. The second you perfect your base, a ~lovely~ layer of sweat beads form on your upper lip and start separating your makeup. Touch it, and it expands. Leave it, and it’s patchy. So unless bitches have a damn good setting spray to mist their face with, odds are they’re crashing out and doing their makeup all over again (it’s me, I’m bitches).
