Let’s be honest—being a parent often feels like a job designed for superheroes, minus the cape and with way more laundry. Between managing meltdowns, multitasking through dinner prep, and navigating the minefield of sibling rivalries, most parents have wished (more than once) for some kind of superhuman ability. And while caffeine and a good playlist can go a long way, they don’t quite match up to teleportation or time travel. Whether it’s stopping time or decoding toddler babble, these are the superpowers every parent wishes they had—and honestly, it’s shocking none of them are real yet.
