We already know that, off-camera, sex scenes are not the hottest moment in an actor's life. You have to get physically intimate and fake chemistry with a person you might have just met the day of; you have crew members spritzing your body with bottled sweat and fumbling with boom mikes; and you have to juggle emphatically unsexy stuff like modesty socks and intimacy coordinators all while trying to, you know, act.
With all of that mess happening behind the screen, it's a near-miracle that we've had any movies and TV shows at all that tantalize, tease and titillate audiences.
