Silksong has rapidly outpaced Elden Ring in terms of the amount of copium—a fun little portmanteau of 'cope' and 'opium'—its fanbase has had to generate to keep its heart pumping after six whole years. A recent developer tweet saw the hive buzzing, but alas, the fanbase has been let down once again.
While plumbing the depths of this conspiracy theory, however, I stumbled across a YouTube channel called "Daily Silksong News" and stared, a little staggered, at its (then) latest video, day 1,462. Surely not, I remember thinking, before having myself a little scroll and realising—with a sinking sort of dread—that the poor sod running it had, indeed, been keeping users informed for almost 1,500 consecutive days.
