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Michael Di Iorio

Fortnightly Forecast: Summer Is Here To Fuck Everything Up Like A Pisces At A House Party

Australia Sydney Wearzone
Ahhh, the weather. One week we’re being double penetrated by a low-pressure system and the next we’re being reverse cowgirled by humid heat. The only real, scientific guarantee is that the weather is an unpredictable beast. Thanks to forecasts and predictions, however, we can attempt to plan our weeks around its chaos. Every Friday one of the certified Binches of Meteorology (BoM) at Pedestrian will provide a rather sexy weather update for the weeks to come, so you can avoid lightning when it strikes and embrace the sunshine when it finally
everywhere.Accuweather, WeatherzoneBoM

What fucked up weather in Australia are we dealing with this week?

Baddies of MeteorologyCarlene YorkNews.comfucked pollen levelsRob RogersNews.com

Sydney, New South Wales

Delta Goodrem

Melbourne, Victoria

Brisbane, Queensland

Perth, Western Australia

Sometimes

Darwin, Northern Territory

Hobart, Tasmania

Adelaide, South Australia

you!

Canberra, Australian Capital Territory

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