Are you the kind of shameless individual who people describe as “too much” on social media? Do you need an extra $10,000? Do you poop? Do you hate this line of questioning as much as I do? If you answered yes to every question but the last one, have I got the contest for you.
On Wednesday, fresh butt aficionados and bidet attachment retailer Tushy invited participants, via Twitter and Instagram, to send them photos of their post-Super Bowl poop in a bid to possibly win $10,000. The event, unforgivably called “Super Bowel Monday,” will accept entries either publicly tagged and tweeted with the hashtag #TUSHYSuperBowel or sent to them by DM, which I’m sure has opened a (back) door to their inboxes that will never be closed. Official rules state that entries will only be accepted from 3:30 p.m. PT on Feb. 13 to 11:59 p.m. PT on Feb. 14, which one would assume to be prime football dookie time.
